If you know how hard their arithmetic is you will know how hard I was. She dropped down on her knees whipped my pants down and gave me what I call a m...outh hug and it was great. She polished my knob until I shot my wad. Damn it was as good as always. She said, “Your wife has a wonderful tasting pussy and your man juice is still sweet.” We went to her bedroom to finish this party. I hadn’t rang her bell yet and I always made sure that she was satisfied before I went home. But I had just had my. Turns out Hamish’s boyfriend was over east on a business trip for a couple of weeks, so he took the opportunity to get a little wild. No idea what he took, but it must’ve been good. Once he finally stirred after several nudges from Michael, he got himself up and headed to the bathroom for a much needed shower.I told Michael all about my disaster of a date last night. The boring conversations, the average kissing and let us not forget the very below average cock. He thought it was hilarious.. "I'll take it slow and see how far I can get. No reason to push things. This is about learning to relax and let the plug do its job. Ha! I can't believe I'm actually taking Leo's advice and training my asshole to be ready when some horny guy comes along and wants a piece of me! I suppose I should be carrying that little bottle of lube with me too. Damn Miranda, you are such a slut! He, he!" You know, that's an odd bit of consideration on my part. I know what it's like to feel the urge. To have. He gives copies of it to the VFW and theAmerican Legion.I asked Larry, "Where is Helga? Is she on a call?"Larry said, "No, she is helping Nicole turn Howie into a stay at homewife. Howie and Nicole had a fight about that. Now Nicole is makingHowie learn what a housewife really does all day besides eat Bonbonsand watch the soaps."Scott said, "This reminds of a time when I was at The Stumps. That is Twenty Nine Palms California. Out there, there is a local base joke isabout a Marine getting lost.