He didn’t know much about bank vaults, but he knew that sturdy metal rods extended from the doors into the walls around them, locking them in place.... Might it be easier to destroy the walls?“You got enough juice left for another tree?” he asked.“Maybe,” she replied, taking a step back from the door and letting her sword vanish into a puff of dark smoke.“Don’t do it if you can’t be sure that you’ll have enough magick left over to manifest another body when we get out of here,” he added, “but I’m. Well three weeks ago Kat (my wife) called Linda and made arrangements to pick her up at 2pm the next day only to get there and no one home no note no nothing boiling mad Kat comes home yelling telling me I WELL GET EVEN... I try to call Linda but she didn't pick up 7:30 there is a knock at the door Kat looks out and locks the door, Linda calls and Kat takes the phone off the hook this goes on for two weeks. On monday of the third week Kat comes in smiling I ask why and she just says you will. ”Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.One asked: “What if one explodes before we get there?”The other says: “We’ll lie and say we only found two.”A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do ... it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”A blond man goes to the vet with his goldfish.“I think it’s got epilepsy,” he tells the vet.The vet takes a look and says, “It seems. "Mark nodded. "So how has your first few weeks been? You enjoying yourself?" Very much," I said."You know why you're here, don't you? You're being promoted to brothel manager, not bad for someone who's been working here for only a few weeks. This is reward for your excellent job capturing that bitch kid and drugging the school food supplies. If you keep doing the good stuff, who knows, maybe you'll become an executive and work directly for me. That's when the big bucks start rolling in." That's.
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