I threw a towel and a t-shirt in a bag and headed towards my car to find the perfect spot to oggle the men who had the same idea as me.I started drivi...ng down the long lane away from my house, enjoying the radio and letting the sun beat down on me, darking the already dark tan that I had started in my backyard. All of a sudden clouds of smoke billowed out from under my hood, and the warning light flashed on my dash. "Oh Darn, now what?", I thought to myself. I pulled over to the side of the road. So, although it was in no way perfect, it was the only distraction he could think of to keep the busty blonde from leaving. I love you! he finally said. He had planned on admitting he had an innocent crush on her, but what had come out was a full confession of love. Not exactly smooth. Luckily, it was enough to distract Barbie. What? asked Barbie, forgetting all about her cousins odd behavior. She had always suspected that Mat secretly had a crush on her, but she had never thought he actually. "Santa" sat down on the throne that had appeared in the corner next to the tree. He pulled off his mittens and snapped his fingers Liz instantly became entranced. "Take your clothes off," Santa pronounced. Liz began swaying in time with music. She slowly unbuttoned her white silk blouse and let it fall off her shoulders. Mike heard a faint "zzzzzzz" and watched as her short, blood red skirt dropped to the floor.Mike tried to stand but four elves piled over him and pinned him in place.. .................................On another day I was driving into work. Saw some college students crossing the street and let them go by. I imagined one of them turning to me and winking, a college male freshman. I stopped the car and followed him to his dorm room where he let me in wordlessly. As soon as we closed the door we went into a mad, passionate clinch, sucking one another's hot, snaking tongues down our throats as we undressed each other, only to find we both secretly were.