The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets ...on had a bumper sticker that said, ‘Clinton in ‘16.’ I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.This One Is Compliments of Charm_BHere’s one I found funny:All mushrooms are edible, but some only once.These Are Compliments of John ASome are dated but are still funny...1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10. He had a beautiful big prick, and she knew that Steve had inherited the same nice size.She knew something else, too. She was fully aware that her handsome son had gotten his big rod in Nancy's dainty young cunt... She was not dumb. She had seen it developing for years, but she had desperately hoped it would not happen, because she had a very guilty secret in her own past which partly explained why her two sexy children had finally "gone and done it."Her first screw had been with her own older. Just watch and learn."Bonnie was straining to see her mother's face in Joy's crotch, and said, "Aren't you afraid she might bite you?" No, sweetheart. The thought never crossed my mind." Can she breathe?" Yes, her nose is clear." What's she doing?" She's trying to lick my tonsils from the back side." I wanna see her tongue in your pussy. Can I?" Just wait. She's almost there. Watch her closely. See how she's going totally limp. John, release her hands." John looked puzzled, but relaxed his. She tried to spit it out but I grabbed her face and closed her nose and she had swallowed all my cum. She was bit angry but I didn’t bother and asked to clean my dick with her tongue and make it hard again. She again started sucking it and I am hard againNow I made her lie on the cot and took off her pants and panty. I saw a cleanly shaved pussy. It was looking like a pornstar’s pussy. Seeing that I couldn’t wait and lick her pussy and taking her juices out with my tongue. And also pressing her.