Oh, and I get pictures!" Rose said."Great! I'm trying to keep this secret, and besides, how do you explain that picture on the mantle?" I said waving ...my hand at the one she had framed."Well, the need to explain that hasn't come up yet, but I suppose I could tell anyone asking that it's my niece," Rose said and added with a chuckle, "or the young man that rents a room here?" Go with the niece story," I said laughing along with her."Got it!" Rose said, although to herself she noted, "oh,. But, thats incest. Wouldnt it be better if Brian fucked me and Phil fucked you? No. Brian can only last about 30 seconds. Hell never satisfy you the way Phil can. Youve fucked him before? Yes. He needs a lot of practice before he can satisfy a woman, but hes getting better. And by the way, he knows that he must never tell anyone, not even his most trusted friend, for fear of someone telling the police. So Laura and I got into bed together. Laura. I really want to fuck you, but if you are. " I leave that hanging in the airfor a moment."You still okay for Saturday?" Kristi moves us along. "You might betired after 3 night shifts." Just give me caffeine and sugar. And wind me up. I'll be good togo." Well that is true. You certainly are my most enthusiasticbridesmaid, even if you're all 'I can't remember' about your ownwedding." It's not about me." I say by way of an excuse. "It's all about youdoing you. So we've done it your way. Without me doing the annoying'well when I got. Don't ever forget that."Jane's mind was aflutter. "A date! A date!" she thought, "I can't believe I have a date. How long has it been? Cripes! I don't want to even think about it."Aunt Jane was normally a very levelheaded person, but meeting Uhuru had thrown her for a loop. The first thing she did when she got home was to jump into the shower and shave her legs. Then she quickly dried herself off and toweled her hair.She bounced over to her closet to try to find something to wear. "Yuck," she.