She had one sink, a toilet and a standard soaker tub. Holding her hands over her mouth she said, “Oh my God… this is awesome!” You’ve got two ...vanities AND a makeup area. Your wife must love this.” Then looking at the tub she looked in awe again as she stepped right into our tub and laid down in it. “I could get lost in this baby!” looking around the tub she noticed and added, “And it has jets too?” Looking back up at me again she whispered, “I’ll bet your wife really loves them!” I told her I. “Okay, let’s go for it, show us how you can suck dildo,” Willoughby urged.Jennifer forced herself to walk over to a row of six rubber dicks, ranging in size from a skinny and puny four incher and ending with a monstrous 12 incher that had at least a three inch girth.“Let me explain the rules.” Willoughby offered while he boldly ogled Jennifer’s naked tits and ass. “You see how the inches are marked off on each dildo?”Jennifer saw the series of slight nodules on each one and nodded.Willoughby. As he enters, he asks St. Peter “I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?”St. Peter said “That’s a question only God can answer.”So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked “God, please - I must know ... am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?”God simply replied “You are what you are.”The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him “Well, did. And when u cooked my favourite meal, u must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers I turned away from u because the £49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed £50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved u & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for £10 million I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home u were gone.