The older girl, who I judged to be about six or seven, sat in my lap withher arms wrapped tightly around my neck refusing to let go. The younger one, ...who was maybe three or four, sat quietly in the seat beside me clutching my arm. I knew there was a Catholic Mission, not far from my base at Camp Dwyer, who took in orphaned children. For the entire journey to the Mission, the older girl kept her arms around my neck. Keeping her face pressed against my cheek, she kept whispering something that. ..The guy from Coors says, 'I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.' He gets it.The guy from Molson Canadian sits down and says, 'Give me a Coke.' The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, 'Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?'The Molson Canadian president replies, 'Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.'CANADIAN JOKE #2A Canadian is walking down. As much as he wanted to stop and tend to Garreth’s wound better, he knew by the time he had it finished, more arrows would be the end of them for sure. He rode along the shore of Loch Sheil, keeping his ear pealed for the sound of Garreth behind him, as he made his way down. Seeing the river ahead, he knew they were close and before long, at Tioram and help for him. He turned to tell Garreth where they were and saw him slumped over the horse’s back, barely clinging on. He looked back in haste. But we saw you were having fun, we just could not resist watching. I hope you are not upset”. She knelt down in front of Rosa “You still have sperm on your mouth” she said and before Rosa could use the towel Jos started to lick my sperm off Rosa’s chin and then kissed her full on the mouth. Rosa moaned slightly but did not pull back.“Yes” said Dick, “please come and join us. You are very welcome”Before either of us could reply Jos held Rosa’s hand and elbow and helped her up and Dick had.