A man meets up with an old roommate whom he has not seen for many years. The roommate has had a sex-change operation. “Was it painful?”, asks the ...former. “No, not really” says the second. “How about when they cut off your dick?” “No that really wasn’t the worst of it.” “Really?” says the first. “How about when they had to create the new hole? That must have been painful.” “No the worst part was when they stuck the straw in my ear and sucked out half my brains.”Why did God give women nipples?To. It did not matter to Tony for heknew what it was, porn. He could not blame Joe for not telling him forthey did not know each other. Tony quickly changed subjects back to whatwas bothering Joe by saying ?Joe, you know talking about what isbothering a person usually works when their normal stress release doesnot work. So what is on your mind.?Joe was happy to see that Tony was offering to be a sympathetic ear. Joetold Tony, ?It is just a lot of little things, I need a change. I am nothappy with. I had the look super glued on my face."Sure if he's up to it," Lily said."Thank you," I replied."So, his birthday is next week?" Lily asked."Yes one week from tonight," I replied.So I had it planned out, I just know if he really was interested enough to ask me about it, he'd want it if I presented it to him. So that whole week it was eating at me like mad, I so wanted to tell him about it, but I wanted it to be a surprise though. So when that night finally came, we had some cake and of course. Real ga jeevitam lo modati saari siggesindi. atanni face cheyaleka poya. tala dinchukoni kurchunna. naa hair mottam open ga undi atanu naa prakkana kurchoni enti sananam chesava. morning nuvvu AP lo vellalani krishna cheppadu kaani nuvvu manchi nidra lo vunnavu so lepaledu. krishna ekkada ani adiga. vaadu intiki velladu morning five o’ clock bus lo. mari anil? anil raatre vellipoyadu ani navvadu. ippudu e trains levu malli evening bhagyanagar undi annadu. nenu intiki vellanu tirigi hostel.