Not sure what I’ll do the second week.Even duct tape can’t fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!Why do I have to press one for English when ...you’re just gonna transfer me to someone I can’t understand anyway?Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.This item is compliments of an Anonymous donor:A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.Three women, an American, a Kiwi and a Australian Woman, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor. As soon as Mr Plum cockhead was out, a tall lanky guy moved in behind me and stuck his hard cock inside, going balls deep and it made me groan so hard that other men started gravitating towards us. This cock was curved so tight that I could feel his arrow shaped head massaging my prostate and bladder, and as he fucked me I could feel a combination of piss and precum cumming out of my cock. This cock probably pumped about 1 minute and started twitching, once again filling that hungry hole of. This would not go over well with New York cops, who dealt with more neurotics than I did. Home? The Suits knew when I got out of school, so they probably knew where I waited for the bus. I had been mulling over those exact same questions when Ms. Bell almost ran me over coming out of the elevator next to the phone booth. I sidestepped in the graceful manner I only possess when dodging in the halls, but lose when dancing. Moiré Bell was only five-three, and weighed a hundred pounds, if that. She. Again, hesitantly, she moved her face towards the shinny cock. Kissing it’s tip first, then she circled it’s purple head with her tongue tasting it I guess, before wrapping her lips around it and sliding it in her mouth until I heard her gag slightly. It wasn’t long before she was really going at it. I knew the guy couldn’t hold out much longer before blowing is load in her mouth. Vonna never really cared for the taste of cum, but usually she got so hot that she had to have at least the first.