.. slapping taints?”“I...”. I paused my brain separating the meaning from words. “I don’t have a taint to slap with.”She scrunched up her ...face. “Doesn’t the whole groinal thing count?” She waved faintly in the direction of her own groin.“Only for women, I think. Well, those with vaginas. Don’t tell Mellie I said women by definition have vaginas. I’ll get lectured about trans-exclusionism or something.”She laughed, “Yes, you will! Fine, are you slapping her taint then?”“I’m not sure I should. ”Luckily we weren’t too far from the ambulance because those paths were more than a little rocky and I hadn’t walked that far in my bare feet since I was a k**. I debated telling the medics the truth, but since I wasn’t sure I believed it myself, I decided to stick with saying that I had no memory of the past four days. She– the EMT was a woman– she smiled at me and said harshly, “In the future, PLEASE don’t eat the mushrooms.” Then she said, “Since you can’t remember exactly what you ate, I. ...though I could see in his eyes was 'Fuckinell luv, it stinks like something died in here!'I was blushing bright red and immediately relieved when I finally got out of that lift. I apologised to my hero fireman for giving him a potential hernia lifting my big lardy frame to safety but he just smiled and shrugged. Glancing around at his colleagues - all of them making me wetter than a fucking otter - I could see they were all sniffing up and all knew where the smell had come from....my big. "Take me Rick." She whispered huskily. "I want you so bad right now fuck me here and fuck me hard."Rick showed a moment of surprise, but his excitement at her words overrode everything else as he dropped his trousers to stroke proudly at his long thin dick."You want this Debbie?" he asked her softly."Oh yes Rick." She allowed her voice to drop to a husky whisper full of desire "do me Rick like you did before."He grabbed her hips and pushed his dick inside her pussy.Debbie grasped at the chain.