"Hey guys you know how I have the GRE tomorrow night." Ohh yah," I responded letting Jennifer play her video game for the moment."Well I really need t...o get some sleep so I was hoping Jennifer could sleep at her place tonight."For the past couple months Jennifer had been routinely sleeping in my bed without the slightest complaint from Mitchell, in fact Mitchell was the heaviest sleeper I have ever meet, so his request came as something of a surprise. Before I could say anything Mitchell. “Great. I’m heading home to dress up. Pick me up in fifteen minutes.”“Will do. Can’t wait, sweetheart.”The Sledge Hammer. Quite a wild place. And there was apparently some agreement made somehow with the Sheriff’s office, so that nobody from the Sheriff’s department ever went to The Sledge Hammer to check out the goings on. Which encouraged more of the “pervert fringe” from miles around to hang out there.I staggered to my trailer and made a b-line to my bedroom to pick out my wardrobe. Being. ”“What?!” Rachel screamed, utterly horrified. “It’s probably benign,” I replied, putting a comforting hand on Rachel’s shoulders, “but Lucy is convinced you’re a sexual sadist, so she’s going to put that theory to the test.”“I’m not a sadist!” Rachel exclaimed, “I’ve never hurt anyone!”“Well, you’re not a masochist,” Lucy said, “like God-”“Like God pretends to be.” Rachel cut in. I smirked at Lucy over Rachel’s shoulder. Even after all this time, Rachel was still convinced my slutty personality. After getting the bed fully assembled she asked me to get the other furniture for the living room while she finished her bedroom setup. After I finished the other furniture I asked Debby if she wanted the nightstands for the bedroom she said yes she was ready for them. I walked into the bedroom and nearly dropped the nightstand on my foot my ex was laying on the bed with the same white teddy minus the bottom that she wore the night of our honeymoon it was however much tighter than when she had.