Nancy said that Sam asked them to bring me in the bathroom a remove all my body hair so I would look really good in my lingerie. It caught me by surpr...ise but with a little prompting from the girls I said yes. The put me in the shower and removed all the hair from body except a small line of hair above my cock. I have to admit my smooth body felt very sexy and my skin was tinglingWhen we came out of the bathroom music was playing very loudly and my sexy and now somewhat drunk wife was dancing. On the plus side, he behaved much better after that.The police were skeptical that I had handled him so easily, but the patrons were unanimous that the altercation had lasted less than three seconds from the first movement of his fist to his collision with the floor.The conclusion of the officer in charge was that they should bring me into the station and "sort this all out." What are you charging me with?" I asked. I was polite and respectful."You can start with resisting if you give me any. On asses and chests. I get her jacket off and her next blouse buttons rips off with it flying across the room. We laugh. Then i look at her with hunger. Grabbing both sides of the half open blouse I rip it completely open. The rest of the buttons fly everywhere. I happily find her thin bra that matches her past tense panties clasps in the front. It's open in a second and I'm ravaging her breasts as she leans back and takes in the feeling. Beautiful creamy firm perky mounds of perfection.. ”Bobby Bowden / Florida State“Football is NOT a contact sport, it is a collision sport. Dancing IS a contact sport.”Duffy Daugherty / Michigan StateUSC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post-game message to his team was, “All those who need showers, take them.”John McKay / USC“If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.”Murray Warmath / Minnesota“The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb.”Knute Rockne / Notre.