I was working on a "she done him wrong and was he pissed about it" song that I felt would satisfy Homer and I thought it would sound right to be accom...panied by that ugly guitar.There was a new bartender that Walt hired named Buck Riley that I was real nervous around. Every time Homer made a clinker-discord-sound, He would give a dirty look up at the stage behind the bar. Buck stands six feet six in his socks and has all the shape of a Brahma bull. I mean that old boy looked as mean as a pissed. I usually prefer girls, but am quite happy to suck the occasional cock or two. It seems we had spent most of the summer holidays in bed – sucking on each other’s pussy and her Step-dad’s lovely cock. He had taken us to the seaside, staying in a tiny holiday chalet on the South Devon coast– it had a kitchen, bathroom and just one bedroom, filled by a king size bed. That first night, I had finished brushing my teeth, dressed in just bed-shorts; a towel around my shoulders just covering the. I imagined exposing myself for others, enjoying the thought of someone getting turned on at the sight of me. I cast my mind back a week, to when this had actually happened. I had taken last Wednesday off work. Most people, including my housemate, were at work and the street seemed deserted. Having nothing planned and with the weather hot and sunny, I decided to chill out with a book in the sun. As I was feeling horny and knew no one would be around to see me, I reached for a tight pair of. I probed her anus with my forefinger and slowly slipped in my finger, while the moans grew loader. “Please don’t stop. This feels so good.”I spend some more time on moving my finger in and out of her bunghole, before I withdraw it and replace it with the douche nozzle.“Oh. It’s big,” she moaned. “Just relax, my darling,” I assured her and ‘plop’ it went in.“Ready?” I asked.“I guess,” she replied.I opened the clamp and let the flow start. She gasped, ”This feels so wicked. This is nothing.