Dad said she had a half brain, and he never knew where either half was. We were to attend the event and get to know the neighbors. I envisioned a bunc...h of old square dancing fuddy-duddies, with us standing around watching dreading being d**g into the fray with them. We dressed conservatively, nice outfits, nothing flashy, knee length skirts, button up tops, and pumps. We filed into the hall (a barn actually converted to a hall) populated occupied by a few old grubbers, sitting around. The music. After making love in the conventional missionary position for a while she wanted me to do her up the arse. Of course I was only too happy to oblige. We both love anal sex and the girlfriend's orgasms are much more intense from this kind of sex, whilst I just love having my cock in an incredibly tight hole. Because her bum hole is so tight I flipped her over onto her hands and knees and told her to spread her cheeks.With her arse spread wide I spat a huge glob of spit onto her little brown hole. "I'm sorry too."She kissed me. The Earth shook, the trees sang. My soul erupted in Fourth of July fireworks. Actually, I held her and shook like a leaf in the wind. The one and only thing that mattered was the delicate pressure of her soft lips against mine. She brushed the tip of her tongue against my lips. We played, touching our tongues together, exploring the soft flesh and hard ridges of each others mouth. She broke the kiss and searched my eyes with hers. I kissed her and brought her head. ’ ‘Well I’ve always liked you, young Mister Taylor, sir,’ the old woman grinned, ‘from what I see before me, you just be what she needs for her and I’m sure that you’ll both be better off for it, I dare say. If I’d known what would come out of the summer that you worked for us those years ago, I’d have made a few changes, I can say. But things are the way that they needed to be, or my great-granddaughter would never have been born.’ She looked up, at him, ‘For a young summer lover, you’ve made.