This little tale is very tongue in cheek I hope you enjoy it.I'd got back into Heathrow on a late night flight. The traffic on the way down west had b...een awful, as it was the August bank holiday, the worst day of the year for holiday traffic. Accidents had caused jams that stretched for miles and I was dead beat and not in a good mood by the time I reached my home."Hi, honey," Allison, my loving wife of ten years said as I walked through the door. "Would you like some breakfast?"I thought I. Pam added, "Yeah, and we'll insist on really big cocks. That will leave you guys out." OK, we've been warned," replied Bill as we headed away. There was no doubt in my mind that the ladies would do just what they said. Almost two hours later when Bill and I returned we found Sam and Pam being courted by two young beach hunks. Both of them were worthy of the lady's attention and I couldn't help noticing the girls staring at the sizable bulges in their Speedos."So there you two are," smirked. Of course, Angus and Sheila would stay on in the big house with both Eve and Ruth. It was a way for them to spread out and tend to the young ones without having a single house filled with the sounds of shouting children morning, noon, and night.The construction of the cabins went real fine. They had supplemented the logs from the foothills with the planks brought in by wagon from San Francisco. When Sheila asked where such fine selections of wood planks had come from, the waggoneer. The cave grows darker and darker and there doesn’t appear to be any of the luminescent plants so the group relies on their flashlights and even that eventually fails them as does the rest of their electronic equipment.“I have the distinct feeling this is a trap,” Lacey groans.“I’m afraid you’re right,” a voice says from behind them.All four spin around just as the cave lights up with luminescent plats of all different colors of greens, blues, yellows, red, purples and a few in between. Standing.