How can I help you?"Julia answered, "My boyfriend needs two outfits that'll have girls creaming their panties when he walks past." It went downhill fr...om there. "I want tight, soft pants that really mold his ass and package to show them off. Tight on the thighs too. A shirt that shows off his shoulders and chest, just like the one you're wearing..."No wonder Julia had whispered in the car, it was horrifying! I would've run for the door, but there was a wife firmly holding each of my arms.. ***Billy sat looking out of the cab window as Sarah slumped in the corner of the cab. "William?" she asked, "I'm starving," pointing at the Sbarro on the corner, she gave him a puppy dog look that indicated that it would please her greatly if he'd buy her some pizza."Pull over," said Billy."Staggering into the Sbarro, Billy and Sarah both told each other they had to use the restroom. "Ladies first," said Billy, "I'll order while you go, how's pepperoni sound?" Pepperoni sounds great," Sarah. She wiggled her arms and head to get her long French braid up through her shirt. She stuck her feet up above the dash and lowered the seat back to get her feet through the jeans without taking her boots off. She arched her back and raised her butt off the seat to tuck her shirt tails in and buckle her rodeo belt and zip up her jeans.Jenny turned poured herself a cup of coffee and offered her daughter a chicken wing. Stephanie shook her head and pulled her Dolce & Cabana sunglasses off of the. Brandy giggled.I looked at her."What's so funny?" I said.She looked at me and said, "This is where the gross part comes in. You sure?" she said."Yes, I cannot imagine what the hell it is," I said with a laugh.When Brandy told me, I almost choked with laughter."Brian went down on me within a couple of minutes after I got home," Brandy said.It sank in. Brian being so homophobic and so anti-gay, and not even discussing the possibility of a threesome because it grossed him out, had gone down on.