.. A man walks into a pastry shop and orders 5 pies, 3 sausage rolls and 2 cakes. As he leaves the shop he stumbles across a homeless man on the footp...ath who says, “I haven’t eaten for two days”, to which the man with the pastries replies; “I wish I had your willpower”!!!Jack: Just bought a hearing-aid for two dollars!Jill: What kind is it?Jack: Quarter past ten.A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.Tech support: Are you running it under windows?Customer:. She held out her hand nervously she could feel how nervous Nelson was when he shook her hand. Well now that thats out of the way lest go finish working out said cody he turned around an jumped back over the fence. Bye amber Nelson said nervously as he turned to climbed gabby told him hey you an cody are invited to ambers party tonight an she would love it if you came, its going to be at her house Ill text you the address in a few. Oh an tell cody that I think he is starting to look really good.. There were several senior events in the last couple of weeks of school but I gladly skipped them all. Senior’s night was a big dinner and Senior Sunset was the school band and some fireworks, but Char wouldn’t have been able to come with me so I just didn’t go.Graduation was June 10th, and the day dawned clear and already 85 degrees by the time we left the house at eight in the morning. I would have skipped this too, and had them mail me my diploma, but my family, my new family, all wanted to. ” Elaine almost choked on her wine as she giggled. “Yeah, right.” “Oh, stop it. I am not. I’m usually pushy and diabolically underhanded. But I’m rarely impulsive.” Kendra stuck out her tongue playfully. “Look…” Elaine said, after a moment. “‘What I think’ isn’t exactly important. What’s more important is for you to be honest with yourself, and to start working towards making yourself happy.” “When I finish college, I can do that.” “You’ll manage, whatever.