I swear to God less, than 30 seconds later we were out the door and back to the bar.We walked in the back door to make it look like nothing ever happe...ned. A few people asked where we went and we told them we just went out for a pack of smokes. It seemed like we were only gone for 15 minutes tops but it ended up being like 30 minutes. Her lady was pretty pissed considering she just left without telling her. I left the bar to go home earlier that night and somehow Julie and her girl got into a. She never thought inside the box. Sometimes this was good. And sometimes… “Or,” (Sam continued) “maybe she learned to pogo stick?”I ended the argument (such as it was) by knocking on Tracy’s door.Tracy opened the door, beaming at us. Then her face fell.“You’re not the pizza! I was all excited!”“Love you too Trace!” Sam breezed past her, then turned around and gave her a hug. I followed behind and took my hug in turn.(You want to know which one of them I have a crush on, don’t you? Everyone. The lawyer clapped him on the back in a fatherly fashion and said " You look like a good kid - watch out she's in a good mood now, but she can be a super bitch!" Amen! To that!" said Moshe and they both left looking relieved."What the hell was going on?" he thought.The door opened and a vision of loveliness flowed in. It was Drew Gerrymore in all her luscious flesh! God was she hot - in a sexy mini dress with high heeled sandals."Hello 'Jim', fraid I got some bad news - that damn Medallion must. He wouldn't tell anybody when he showed them that trick, but the image he conjured up was his older sister spread out on her bed and inviting him to come and mount her pale, ripe body.That had been three years ago, just before she went off to college. Since then he had mastered Kegel exercises and last summer, after the first almost accidental coupling with a full-grown woman, he had become a wandering stud with a lawnmower, servicing a score of grass widows and adding greatly to his secret.