I was still going through some practical things regarding the work I wanted to get done before the weekend when my phone rang. I didn’t recognize th...e number and neither did the software in my phone connect it to any of the phone books that I had access to.“Mikael Aho.”“Mr. Aho, this is the head nurse at Aavanen calling. I’m sorry to inform you that your wife passed away this morning. It seems that she had another stroke sometime during the night and during the morning her body just gave away. “When we get you home you will get me a garden cane from the shed and come to the bedroom and get your punishment. Then you will shave me properly and service me with your tongue. Do you understand?” Alistair nodded. He was completely lost now. Where had all this come from? Where had the idea of spanking him come from? Was all this a new awakening inside her? More to the point, was this a new awakening inside him? It was something that he had never even contemplated before; it was way off his. He was twisting my nipples with his fingers and biting them with his teeth. I was like……ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. then he began sucking my left boob and fondled my right one. I removed the towel and held him. Wow…… he was good. About 7-8 inches long and thick. I began to pump him with my hand.He began to lick my body. My ear lobes. My neck. My navel. Then i him on bed and saw his sexy cock. It was so hard and erect. I began to stroke him and played with his balls.. The physicist says that the glass is not empty at all - it is half-filled with water and half-filled with air.The politician says that's not my glass, mine was bigger.The drinker says "Who's buying the next round?"The poor person says "I'd rather have a glass half-empty than no glass at all."The rich person says "You can have whatever water trickles over the edge"The drunk says: Which glass?The Plumber says: You've got a leak.This one is compliments of DonYou Might Be A Conservative if...You've.