I always told him that I loved the single life, but when he got divorce papers I would jump him. That went on for almost two years.In that time I unde...rwent some major changes. I lost my little relationship gut I'd developed, changed to a redhead, and gotten a few tattoos. My ex was the one I lost my virginity to. I found out that having a rebound guy and a one-night stand was quite entertaining. I'd also gone through two semi relationships. But he was always the one there to give me advice and. .. at the fire. Oh, dear, what was I to do? I tried to keep staring out the window trying to time what I thought was enough to allow them to get dressed. When I turned around to take the water to the fire, the two were standing there smiling at me. They were totally naked."I'm so sorry," I stammered as I quickly turned back around, my cock stretching the front of my jeans, my face the color of autumn leaves. My mind searched to remember the sight I glimpsed. Two goddesses standing with the fire. "Are you out of your mind? Why do you DO that!?" It's the size I've worn for years," Cindy said defensively. "I know I'm getting larger. I know I weigh too much. I know I'm a ... a cow! I'm grotesque! I sag!" Well, of course you sag a little, Cindy. You're BIG! Learn to live with it!" When I'm old, I'm going to be one of those women who is so massive that all people can think about is her tits!" Cindy almost wailed. "It's the chicken!"The lady spat out a bark of a laugh. "It's the what!?". When I reached my office, I took an excuse that am feeling feverish and need to go home, I was granted the request. On my way out,I called Ezinne to know where she was, she told me that she's on her way home too. I told her to call me immediately she arrives home . I then drove down to my mechanic and told him to change my car engine oil that I'll be back later in the day to drive it back. As I left him, my phone rang and it was Ezinne confirming that she's at home. I entered a commercial.