C.!W. C. FieldsRemember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.Professor Irwin CoreyTo some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a c...an!Leo DurocherOne night at Cheers (TV Sitcom), Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson:"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a. She sounded very very desperate. They dated, kids stuff really. Movies, carnivals, classically cliché things that made her feel comfortable. He was polite and firm. She was afraid to upset him and always tried to be as pretty as possible on her dates. He had her by a leash, she loved it. They kissed, but anything else was avoided almost awkwardly. She would put out, she made that clear, but he just ignored her body. Sometimes she felt ugly and beautiful at the same time. This frustrated. Thinking. Processing. Scanning. Okay, five of the remainder are wearing bracelets. Then his heart stopped. Or was it time. He located the woman standing by a post. Hovering. His first approximation of her beauty had been correct. Now he gets to either enjoy her for a second and walk away, or roll the dice and take his chances. Envisaging all the possible outcomes he begun his slow decline into insanity and his feet falling into line finally he would make the long journey from the alcove to her. But I refused most of the time. Each time Craig came home he would take me to the bathroom, and that's when I'd normally go. He then took out a larger penis gag and planted it in my mouth. I gagged. I could hardly breathe but had to overcome it. Eventually I settled and got used to the larger penis. Craig fed me breakfast, lunch, and dinner that Saturday. At night, he tucked me in, gave me a kiss, and fed me a bottle. "You're being such a good girl through all this, I'll have to reward you.
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