Q: What does a homeless woman use for a vibrator?A: Two flies in a bottle.Q: What’s the job application to Hooters?A: They just give you a bra and s...ay: “Here, fill this out.”Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares their dogs!Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.Q: What do you call a Chinese midget?A: Tai NeeQ: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?A: Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to. In our house both my parents never hid their bodies and would often walk around the house naked. I too walked around naked, but to me the only meaning of this was normality.It all began as far back as I can remember was when I was about 8 years old. I bathed with my parents but mostly with my father. I was in the bath with my father and he did the normal things, playing with the bubbles in the bath with me and with my bath toys.Now it was time to wash. My father washed my hair, my arms, my. "Joey looked up at the woman as she crawled inside. She was a bit too large to really fit inside his nest, but she made it work somehow."You know, I had to check under a lot of bridges to find you." she added."Hi Sophia," he said.She made herself comfortable, sitting cross-legged on a pile of clothes. "So, nice place you've got here. Very private. Secluded. What are you working on?"Joey considered his drawing. "I'm trying to make her right. I'm trying to make her happy, but she keeps turning. We make out for a while until I go and grab his cock as he’s hovering above me.“You’re one eager college girl.” He remarks.“I’m not in college.”“High school?” He asks. I nod and he gets off of me. ”We’ve got to stop. I’m sorry.”I sit up. And look at him disapointed.“Really? Why? Did I do something wrong?”“No. No. You were perfect. So amazing. It’s just… I’m a high school teacher.”“Oh… I see. Can we finish the pizza and movie tho?”“Of course.”We sit in silence as we finish the movie.
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