Mene pehla kabhi unke bare me aisa nahi socha tha but iss diwali pe wo hamare ghar pe aai thi. Tabhi ek din me collage se lauta to apne room me ja rah...a tha. Me aur dipali ek hi kamre me sote the kyuki hamare ghar me sirf do hi bedroom the. To mene jese hi apne room ka darwaja khola to meri nazar dipali me gai jo ki apne kapde badal rahi hi. Unka badan dekhte hi mera lund udhar hi khada ho gaya. Dipali ne bola knock karna chahiye tha na me kapde badal rahi thi. Mene kaha sorry di aur bahar chala. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! It's just that I'm so turned on by all the nudity here. And I haven't been laid since Dick went to sea, two months ago." You've been to a nude beach before?" I asked."Oh, yeah. There was one I visited all the time when I lived up north. It was sure different from this one, though." In what way?" Well, people were way more open about their sexuality. Lots of public wanking, public fucking, even a bit of spouse-swapping once in a while. We called it 'Hard-on Beach.'. The entrance seemed very subdued. A small neon sign declaring ‘Le Cirque du Sexe’ hung above a display case either side of the door. Inside the cases, pictures of the ‘cast’. All very discrete. None of the brashness and garish boasting of the venues just up the road. Some breasts but no full nudity. They stepped into the blue velvet interior. A blonde woman with too much make-up sat behind the counter of the small entrance. “Zee show starts in two minutes,” she informed them. God knows how. Adler???They brought us in together and questioned me first. Prof. Adler and Alice and Margo saw what they did to me and agreed to cooperate, named more names and signed confessions. Homeland Security has all her computer records, all her e-mails and cell phone calls.?The morning auction was a bit unusual. Alice and Margo didn't get the word about pre-cleaning the colon, and during the enema phase they spewed shit all over the plastic curtain, which resulted in an impromptu punishment enema.