‘That guy over there happens to be into girls, not tits. And besides, I like this shirt. Got it at the Smoke Shop. Anyway, who cares? It’s New Yor...k! Now, listen as I haven’t much time. There’s a troubled girl in a Brooklyn warehouse who is tangled up with an evil biker. It’s a mess. You need to approach Mr. Hottie and all I have is…’ – she glanced at her watch – ‘… ten minutes.’ ‘I want to, Angel, but…’ ‘But, slut, rut!’ she expounded. ‘Still waiting around for your next life, Sheila? Go now.. Telling them this coming weekend Jaimie would go home for the day and I would visit them. I told them a pain and pleasure meeting as we had done in the past. They smiled. Both asked "Master, what about John, he will be home and Master, what about daddy"...I told them I would find something that would keep John away and occupied.Pam and Jaimie both left, it was only 9 AM. So, I decided NOT to wash Pam's smell off, mixed with my wife Charlottes from the night before, and I called John, the. .' Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.' DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.' Brian: 'On the kitchen table.' DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ] DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?'(Touch tones.....ringing....) Clerk: 'Kinkos.' DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?' Clerk: 'This is she.' DJ:. They watched as her sobbing lessened and she began drying her eyes with a tissue. Finally, she collected herself enough to speak. “Jen and I were identical twins. We did everything together. At least we did until she met a boy she knew my mother would never approve. I was in the living room the evening she started to tell Mom that she was in love with a sailor, and he had asked her to marry him. “Mother never even asked his name or anything about him. She simply told Jen that she ‘forbade it’..