..", I quip, as we embrace and share the first of many kisses we would eventually share that night.We walk into the establishment and pay for the room.... These people can't swipe my credit card fast enough I'm so damn horny at this point! I almost snatch the key card from the guy at the desk. He looked at the sexy woman with me, and gave a smirk as if to say "I understand, bud..." As we're walking to our room, she says, "it's been kind of a long drive, so I probably need to hop in the shower". My. But no.”“Mate, I bet you’ve been fake-numbered.”“Been what now?”“Fake-numbered. I bet she gave you a fake number to get rid of you.”“Do people do that?”“All the time.”“You sure?”“Sure, man. I’ve done it myself. Hell, I did it last night to this blonde bit who kept pestering me. Look, I’m going to give Andy a call, see if he’s up for a game. See ya later.”“Yeah. Later.”The more he thought about it, the more Jake was convinced that Bobby was right. Emma must have given him a fake number. After. The young girl came running up to me. “Excuse me,” she said, smiling. “You forgot your receipt." I took it from her without even looking at it and, without saying anything, I simply left. I couldn't understand what had just happened. I got to the car, threw the bag in the back seat… and sat there. "What the hell just happened?” I said out loud. I didn't even finish shopping. I just wanted to get home. I drove to home, grabbed the bag from the car, ran into the house and shut the door. I plopped. He opened the playroom door, turned on the dim lights and dragged her over to a custom piece of equipment he had designed and made for her for Christmas. It was kind of odd looking like a padded kneeling thing with cushioned places to help separate her ample thighs and another one that held her abundant belly out of the way, giving him plenty of access to her holes, there was also a padded bed type part and a place for her head that also gave him use of her mouth with enough space for her DD.