Her and her friends made a small fortune in tips that day for working only four hours. On Saturday she drew in $300 in one day.Three weeks later I cam...e back early from a business trip one Friday night and I was really surprised when I saw my wife parading around the bar in a thong bikini and the skimpiest top I have ever seen. You could even see the crevice of her young pussy through the cloth of her skimpy thong bikini. On the buttocks of her thong was embroidered the words “Fives and Tens. "Mom," I said, "I love you as your son, but I also love you as a man loves a woman and have for a few years." Don't be silly," she said, "no mans would love me, I'm much too old now to have a good man. They only want the young girls, they don't want some old hag like me."Mum," I said, "you're as beautiful now as anyone I've ever seen."She kissed me back as any mother would kiss her son but I wasn't going to let it finish there."No please," she said trying to push me away."I love you," I said.My. I was like, “Fuck you, man.”But we got separated. I also came to my senses. But she was drunk and it wasn’t easy to control. She was trying to kiss me, pulling my hand to her thighs and ultimately laid on my lap and slept. I paid the bill and supported her to the bike. Now, the problem was she was not in a condition to sit on the back seat.So I made her seat on the fuel facing me and started the bike. It was chilly outside. Although I was wearing my jacket she was in one piece only. So the cool. They just happen to be looking for someone. But first, the Bush Foreman takes him for a ride into the bush in the company pickup truck to see how much he knows. The foreman stops the truck on the side of the road and points at a tree.‘See that tree over there? I want you to tell me what species it is and how many board feet of lumber it contains.’The Newfie promptly answers, ‘Dat dere’s a Sitka Spruce and she got 383 board feet a’ lumber in ‘ER.’The foreman is impressed. He puts the truck in.