"Time for news." What do you want to watch the news for?" Sharon asked as the TV sputtered to life. I switched channels until I got to a station with ...the local news."I haven't told you everything yet. Lauren wanted me to take Carla until she sorted things out. When I refused, she tricked me into waiting for her while she went to the car to get something. But she just got in and drove off." We have a just breaking news story," the news anchor said. "Lauren St. Clair," her picture appeared on the. So it was decided,” he looks amused as he’s pouring himself a cup, “I was gonna to be a fuckin’ yut yut. I was cozied up in Lebanon when Beirut turned into a shit show. Lost a lot of good friends” For a second I see pain. He chuckles to himself, “Mostly I just wanted to get away though.”“Bad childhood?” raising my eyebrow.“Nah nothin’ like that,” taking a drink, “I was just bored. There’s only so many trash cans you can set on fire before you go lookin’ for something more.” He pauses. “Ya know. Abegail, my eldest cousin was 18, and she was the one that caught me. The three girls had supposedly gone shopping with Aunt Mary, leaving me to my carnal pantyhose pleasures while they were gone. What I didn't know was that Abby had left the others to return home, feigning a stomach upset. But I found out later that she suspected I was tampering with her lingerie and she intended to catch me. She told me later that she had noticed stains on her pantyhose when she washed them and as she was 18,. How long have you been here?" I ask. "We got here about 15 minutes ago," Bob replies. "We were beginning to think you was pulling a joke on us and was fixing to leave." "It's no joke guys. Jennifer here is the real thing, I can assure you of that. Let me introduce you. Jennifer is my new next door neighbor. She just moved in a couple of days ago. As you can clearly see, she is knock down gorgeous. She is also a self-described nymphomaniac," I continue. "She woke me up this morning by.