“You look like a sailor, so I’m sure you’ve heard of them.”“I’m a pirate on the ship, Lomand’s Quarry,” the orc answers. “But I am n...ot referring to the dessert, but those vile little creatures that were, err ... having their fancy with you.”“Fancy... ?” the witch says, whispering the word. “Oh! You mean fucking me!”“Yes, that is what I mean.”“For a pirate, you don’t speak like one,” she observes.“Not all do,” the orc answers.The witch’s eyes roam from head to toe of the creature standing before. ”I was starting to hang out with Amit. He did compliment my dress, and I returned the praising. It felt we are getting to know each other. We even cracked a couple of jokes.Rocky was not happy at all. I totally ignored him. I could tell from his face that he must have had a big plan with me tonight. But he never thought that Amit would be a cock-block.Amit introduced me to his friends, business partners, police officers, business persons, and even some movie-stars. I have never been invited to. "Oh, it's ok. Trust me... Itwill all be ok..." I then dropped my thumb down on "YES" and watchedthe screen flash.I spun around on my heel and looked at the guy as he stood there.Almost as if frozen. His face had a curious expression on it. I smiledto myself as I would now have a friend to hang around with, and ridmyself of this loser for the time being.My eyes focuses on his face which was becoming much thinner. His cheekssucked into his face as his jaw filed down some. His nose grew. So it was really no surprise when I met Phyllis shortly after our breakup and I was so glad I did.I was home on leave from the service visiting one of my good friends. We were enjoying some beers at his local hangout, when this older but very attractive red head sat next to me.I introduced myself, “Hi, I’m Joe.”“I’m Phyllis, it’s very nice to meet you. What do you do?”“I’m in the military. I’m currently on leave visiting home.”“Oooohhhhh, my son is in the Army,” she replied in an excited.