He's trying to screw me over."Carter frowned. "What do you mean?" I mean that the numbers he's giving the judge show his net worth to be FAR below wha...t I know it to be. And I mean FAR below." Psht. Big surprise. That's Dad." I know. But in this case, he and I both know that California law splits the family assets 50/50. By fudging his numbers like this, he's trying to make me walk away with pennies."Carter shook his head. "Can he do that? I mean, he's the one cheating on you. Or don't tell me. " Why don't we wait till there's something both of us really want to see. I can't see spending $25 to $30 to watch a movie we don't really like and eat overpriced popcorn and soda. If they bring out a new Spiderman or something like that, we'll go. We've got a huge plasma screen and a great sound system if we want to watch anything. And I make wicked microwave popcorn." OK. Let's go for a ride. Where do you want to go?" How about Lake Fremont? There are some bike trails out there." It's about. At the reception she was on the top table and I was on a table with a load of relatives of the groom.Lots of wine was had, and I got talking to a lady called Kathy sitting next to me. She told me she had flown over from Spain where she now lived, she moved there from England a few years back. She explained her husband was still there and she did not know too many people here either. She was in her late 50's, a bit curvy with a nice tan and great tits.With all the wine I was drinking I started. In the bright light of the flames, he was dumbfounded to see all of his guests staring at him, nodding and smiling in perfect sympathy. Beyond them, he was even more startled to see row after row of perfect strangers, arms outstretched as if to hug him in perfect synchronicity. Or were they strangers? As he looked more closely, there was Mrs. Aberdeen, his third grade teacher. And beside her was his college roommate, Blake Patterson. One after one, old friends and acquaintances revealed.