Angel laughed and through her arms around me and said, ‘I think it’s your distinguished looks. Anyone as handsome and debonair as you must be a ve...ry important person!’ ‘Did you say impotent or important?’ I replied. We arrived at the Emerald Room at eight o’clock sharp. Very snazzy! So this is how the upper crust lives. The waiter escorted us to the Captain’s Table where Captain Wellworth, Mrs. Wellworth and a half a dozen guest were chatting. Captain Wellworth was a mountain of a man. Easily. You must have known that I was getting hard by the way my pants began to bulge. Pretty soon I was thinking: hell, if this goes on much longer I am going to have to excuse myself so that I can go to the bathroom and spank the monkey. Reading your CV was just a fifteen-minute job, and you knew that it was pretty well perfect before we started. I set it down on the coffee table, and turned to tell you what a great job it was. But as I twisted my head around, our faces were so close that I just. Or perhaps I penned it myself in days gone by, inspired to its truth in the observation of a young niece's jutting bottom. Frankly, I don't recall (although I do vividly recollect eventually obeying the maxim to the max with the self-same niece!)An undisputed fact is that the Dr. Spock "bible" of child-rearing has certainly done its damage over the past few decades, focusing as it does on the "self-esteem" model and forbidding spanking as a form of discipline. Gentle spanking of young children,. I told her that I didn't want that. She walked into mybedroom, retrieved a bra and panty set from the dresser, threw them at meand told me to get dressed. She said if that wasn't exciting enough forme to do housework in, she would get a maid's dress for me. I strippedand put on the bra and panties. Just as I started the vacuum, her datearrived outside. She walked out the door.After the vacuuming, I cleaned the showers and bathtubs and all thesinks. I cleaned the oven and the microwave. I.