Unless you want to count all the lovers from the time I lost my virginity on our fifteenth birthday.”I’m sure my eyes were bigger than they’ve e...ver been, “So that’s why you disappeared during the party? No wait I don’t want to know that or how many lovers you’ve had in total. I thought I did but I changed my mind.”The rest of the drive home was silent. For some reason I was embarrassed and I couldn’t even look at my sister a she drove.Suki looked me in the eyes. I was a little creeped out, I’d. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep.The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, “Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?”The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.This is compliments of Indigomage.So get out your banjo’s and start singing!!!!The “My Sister is a Whore” song. And, of course, there were genies inside.I parked and looked in the rear-view mirror, combing my hair andstraightening my tie. Nobody was quite sure how much the geniesunderstood about human gender -- obviously not enough -- but to whateverextent they did, I had to give the right impression. These stupidbreasts might be immune to hormones or mastectomy, but I'd bound themdown as tight as I could -- which left them still pretty noticeable --andI'd worn not just masculine clothes, as I did. The smell of cum, pussy juices and his unwashed body combined made me gag.Thankfully, this didn't go on very long before the other guy came inside of me and instantly pushed me off of his lap. He pulled his pants back up and dashed out of the bathroom. The first guy grabbed me by the hips and tried to penetrate my ass, but he was too limp and I was trying really hard to stop him. He finally decided to put his dick back inside his cum-stained pants and also dashed out of the bathroom.Don't feel.