But thankfully, before our story gets too depressing, that’s when my luck changed and this ugly duckling got a shot at ‘swandom’. And the cataly...st for this wonderful Hallelujah moment was a move from the old world to the new. Because that’s where I met Sue, this amazing woman with whom I’ve shared my life these last twenty-six years.I was working in international development consulting and had just relocated with my firm from London to New York, to be close to the UN HQ as the global. Again he wished me Happy New year Di.Rohan: Looked straight in my eyes and kissed my lips.Me: As he is under effect of alcohol I did not say anything to him I just turned my face and asked him to go sleep.Rohan: Di!!! ammm di I need one more time.Me: I thought he is asking kiss and immediately I have place my lips on his lips and given a kiss and asked him to go sleep.Rohan: Didi I want to the same thing which we did last month.Me: I thought OMG in my mind and said no and asked him to please. I grabbed some fruit and juice at the dining hall and kept on going. Five minutes later I was walking into the basement of Amos Eaton Hall, also known as ‘Amos Eat-Me’, which was where the math department made its home. The basement was where their pride and joy lived, an IBM 360 mainframe, a state of the (then) art computer. This behemoth was treated better than the students who used it. It, for instance, lived-in air-conditioned luxury, surrounded by technicians wearing white coats. You could. I got laid every once in a while, but mostly I just jerked off. The interesting thing about them was their contrast, one guy was shorter with dark hair, the other fair-haired and over six foot. Jennifer quickly started a conversation with them which surprised me and gave me an idea. We learned that they were freshmen at the local college. As Jennifer talked, she asked me to rub some sunscreen on her. Although it seemed to me that she had plenty of sunscreen on, I did as she asked. As we chatted.