Dracula was an omnivore, and ate anything that moved or grew from the ground. Their population had grown to the point that it was dangerous for the na...tives to appear on the ground.I decided to save Dracula for last because I wanted some experience with the show before I went after a flying beast. I didn’t want to get snapped up when I was distracted because I was worried about camera angles. That was one of the things that had to be worked out with the cameramen. In fact, I was probably going. A number of miserable people were in cells, begging for release. A grim looking man wearing a sword entered, followed by a beautiful blonde woman.The people in the cells, as if they had rehearsed it for weeks, cried out with one voice, "Give us back our bodies, you fiend!"Eric just chuckled, "All in good time, all in good time."The blonde woman next to him grinned, "I think this is Madam Olga's finest hour -- except for tricking lawyer lady out of this beautiful body!" She looked in her. C. for a very thorough ass-chewing. I was also dis-invited from any future visits to Tel Aviv. Fox News branded me a traitor, and the Israeli lobby wanted me dismissed and censured.On the plus side, nobody got shot, though some people on the other ships got knocked around or tased or hit with beanbags. I kept reminding everybody that we didn’t need two of our most important allies in the region to start a shooting war. The Turks breathed a sigh of relief and promised to try and keep the idiots. All the scripts were in a business folder on Georgia Central. The contracts were all password protected, but dear Georgia was not very original. Once she arrived at the password 431DuffyLn, she used it for everything. Her online banking and her porn site sign-ins all took the same password. And, yes, it is her Hotmail password, AIM, Messenger, Yahoo, Gmail, et. al.So, I found a bunch of documents that were password protected, entered the password, and presto! I had contracts. It’s a boilerplate.
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