Aur maine dudh pi liya tab aunty ne bola tu jake aram kar mai sham ko tuze uthaungi aur mai waha se chala gaya. Sham ko aunty ne muze uthaya aur kaha ...ki chalo TV pe match aa rahi hai to mai turant utha aur uasake sath chala gaya aurTV pe match dekhane laga. Rat mai hum logone khana khaya aur bad maine unko good night kaha aur aapne room me aagaya aur so gaya. Subah takriban 7:00 baje door bell baj rahi thi maine uth ke dekha to aunty khadi thi unhone kaha jaldi apna door lock karo chalo mere. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the guy his $1000, and then asked the little man: "Do you mind if I ask what do you do for aliving? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"The little fellow quietly replied: "I work for Revenue Canada."These are compliments of DavePresident Obama walks into the Bank of America and says to a cashier, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me"?Cashier:"It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your. Later, when she moved in with Alex, she firmly decided that no way, no how would she allow her physical attraction to him interfere with what had to be the luckiest break a girl from her cow town had ever gotten. So, again, it was fantasy realm, she was so resigned to it that she’d practically forgotten it. Almost. ‘What do you mean?’ Izzy’s voice was a dry whisper. His eyes were still on hers. Her visual memory filtered out the theatrical make-up and filled in the charming, handsome features. Yes dear?”“I hate you.”“I know. I hate me too.” He couldn't even bring himself to look at his beloved as the hallway opened to a master bedroom. Awaiting the couple were two muscle-bound rivals, smiling and staring the other two down, the female finally breaking down in a laugh riot.“Ohhhhhhhhh, my-*pfft*-my humble queen…”“Please shut up, Se-”“AAAAAAHAHAHA! You think you can order me around, Ashe?” Sejuani had no issues standing over the more feminine woman. She herself was wearing her usual.
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