“Wow,” I said, speechless.“Yup,” Rachelle nodded. “All of this is now officially yours,” she smiled.Her divorce was official; I remember s...he told me that her ex-husband had tried to fight her on many things, even though he had left the country. But looking at all the papers, it was now official.“That’s really good news,” I smiled back at her.“You know what that means?” Rachelle said as she circled the desk.“Rach,” I said as I knew that look in her eyes.“I am just saying, that there is no. I needed time to prepare, and that wasn't something I could do with her by my side. I was resolved to join her in this journey, and I eagerly looked forward to enjoying her vibrance and sexuality along the way.“If you truly want this, I need to go out and prepare,” I said. "I will be gone most of the day. In the meantime," I paused, trying to improvise some Dominant-sounding rule for her to follow. Finally, I smiled, idly fingering her nipple through her white cotton tee. "I don't want you to. The rapists looked like teenagers, but they were assaulting the woman and they were armed.I yelled at them to release the woman, but all I got in return was, “Back off, old man. This is none of your business.”“Old man!?” Now that really pissed me off. Obviously, some physical force was necessary, but I did not want to kill such young men. The actual rapist did pull out and turn his head to face me, though he did remain between the woman’s legs. He snarled something profane at me and drew his. “Oh, sure. That would be fine,” says the local. “But be careful. We don’t have any corrals for the animals, so you’ll find horses and cattle roaming around. Don’t step in the huzzanga!”Thank Kkaenyne for this one2011 Top 8 IdiotsNumber One IdiotI am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would.