Idon't like the way they look and actually would like to have them takenoff but Helen won't allow that." Wow, doesn't that hurt you over the long term...?" she asked."Supposedly the heat of my body lowers my sperm count," I replied,giggling as the pot really started to work. "So I am less likely to makea woman pregnant if I could get hard and if I could even put it in deepenough to fuck, but that isn't going to happen."For the first time I allowed myself to really look at Kate. I onlyrealised then. “Oh, I know. I’ve done it a few times myself,” Will said, giving her another small squeeze.He made a fist and thumped him in the chest again. “So why are ye so damn unhelpful?”Will pulled back to look her in the face. “Because I know it doesn’t work.”Belita’s eyes started to water. “Fuck you.” She squeezed him tight again. “So what does work?”“This is a good start,” Will said gently. The light of dawn filtered through the trees and cast glowing stripes across their bodies as they held each. Things like that. Most of the stories were pretty tame. One friend was with a guy who was high as fuck and thought it would be funny to take a running leap at her vagina. Thankfully he missed and just face planted on the food of the bed. I can't imagine how bad it would have been if he'd have succeeded in head butting her between her legs!!! One guy was with a partner who bit his dick so hard it bled. I don't even want to know what was going through that guy's head!!! I was once with this guy. "Don't have much other than beer - fresh out of Champagne." He mused as she just looked at the three of us for a moment, smiled - then opened her legs and started rubbing herself!We stood there sipping our beers, watching her as she pulled aside her panties to show us her cleanly shaved pussy, rolling her fingers against herself, licking her lower lip.It had been a few months for me, and the bitch was really giving me a hard on! - I just guzzled down my beer and set the bottle down, unsnapping.