Kit was a blonde woman, older than college age. Like much of the sorority leadership, she was an alumnus. A pledge to Alpha Nu was a pledge for life. ...In her other life, the woman was probably a professional ... a doctor, or something similar. Here, she stepped effortlessly back into a youthful demeanor.Kat was an Asian woman, also somewhere past thirty years old. Other than the difference in racial heritage, Kit and Kat carried themselves identically. They wore cute casual sportswear, expensive. An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.A question mark walks into a bar?A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.Papyrus and Comic. Yivante ookkan yidi pathennam yee anusaranayilla thaavalkku monchamaai koduthe… kure naalaayi yenne vallaathe vattum karukkuka aayirunnu… yinnethaayalum avakkade madheem kodheem maarum…yinneem bhalathil.. Yineem… aah… anghane.. Aah… ooh… yente punnara muthe… pooree mone…padakuthire.. Anghane… ooaah umma… ahaa… ooh… yente pooru kuthi poalikkeda kunnachaare… aah.. Aa… aaah….Thaatha yude oru kaal thaazhe aakki.. Ottaakaalil kondhi kalichu koduthu.. Kunjaa yude kilichundan maagha yil ninnum aa kava. Amy hung round long enough to get some money from her father and left.“You spoil her” Cynthia saidMike shrugged and I saw the merest hint of wickedness as he looked at me and then back to his wife. Cynthia asked me if I slept well and I said I had. Mike came over and gave me a full on kiss with his wife watching and I responded. I saw Cynthia smile. Mike made a play for my ass and I pretended to be shy and we chased around the table like two school-kids until I gave in and he lifted my dress.