Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to... a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home safely.Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY". And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel!In the first few days of the. If I could leave soon, I could still have time to get a lay in before I had to get back on stage. I slammed my hand on the counter. "You assholes gonna let me go or what? I'm supposed to be back on stage in half an hour."Glancing around, my gaze settled back on the fucking prude who'd been lusting over my nip-slip. She sat so prim and proper in her knee length denim skirt and white blouse. Her legs were crossed at her ankles and the top foot waved her Gucci pump back and forth like she couldn't. Anyway she was up and wanted to talk to me. I just gave the shortestanswers that I could. That frustrated her. She asked why I couldn't seethis was for my own good, that she did not like doing this. That I needto learn a 'lesson' and it will make our relationship stronger, if Ionly trust her?I could not take it anymore. I told her I cannot trust someone wholies, uses tricks to get their own way. I cannot trust someone who willnot trust me enough to tell me about the 'lesson' I need to learn.. I learned that it was indeed her ass I'd pounded while blindfolded last night, and she wanted me to do it again. I obliged, moaning about how perfect my sister's ass was while she reminded me that I was still the only man she'd ever let up her backdoor.I also got up Dayna's tailpipe immediately after. I still hadn't forgotten my very first assfuck, at camp so many years ago. And even though I'd attributed to that memory such perfection as to be impossible to live up to, well, doing it again.