John decided they were a little loose, so he’d probably need a belt, especially since he had gotten into the habit of going ‘commando, ‘ as Lest...er had called going without underwear. John chuckled at the thought of facing a charge of indecent exposure if the jeans happened to drop at an inconvenient moment. He selected a blue plaid shirt to go with the jeans, and after getting everything in place, he went to the bathroom to look in the mirror. God, that feels better, he thought to. I'll see you then." I love you, Julie."All I heard on the phone were sobs before she hung up. I went back to the dining room.Mom asked, "What wrong, Kyle?" I don't know. Julie couldn't say. She was too busy crying. She's going to come over as soon as we are done with dinner. Hopefully I can get her to tell me what is wrong."Our family's mood was subdued after the phone call. All of us were wondering what was wrong. The doorbell rang just as I was finishing dessert."Can I be excused?" I. When finished we got a nice applause, with Jeff stoking the audience a bit. Speaking up, “Now witness the transformation in just a few moments ... whoops, just a minute?”“Everybody within the sound of my voice. Stand up and raise your right hand.”I watched Jeff from the doorway of the dressing room as he did all this.There was a lot of questioning going on, especially with the ‘Brides’ cast.Jeff started back up, “There is a secret many of you know, but I must say the following, ‘If you know you. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.Defense Attorney: Did you know him?Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?Little Old Lady: No, I.