”“Do you enjoy being with girls?”“It was fun, but I would rather be with boys. I would rather play around with a dick than a pussy.”“I don...’t know if I should ask you this questions, but again, you won’t get in any trouble,” said Kari. “Have you played around with Kate?”“A little bit,” replied Kathy. “Remember when Kate went on a date with Kelly.” Kari said she did. “Before she had Kelly come to our house for the sleepover, she asked me how to lick a pussy, so I explained how. Then, she licked. Lauren, don't worry. You don't deserve that. You deserve so much better..."He rubbed my hair, and picked up the bag."Pretzel?"I had to laugh. "Sure."I took one out of the bag, and took a bite."Can we talk now?" he asked.I half laughed. "We've already been talking." Yeah. But really, can we? There's some stuff I want to say."I nodded, "Yeah, but me first." No, please. Let me. I've been waiting for this for a while," he smiled.I had to smile back, "I know, and I want to talk to you about that...". The Chief explained that Ottawa tasks the different Commands to provide personnel for foreign tours.“Rick, I hate to tell you this, but you are being tasked to go on an Attached Posting serving with the United Nations Peacekeeping Force in Cyprus (UNFICYP). You will be employed, in Cyprus from mid-April to mid-October. It didn’t matter that you’re a Supply Technician, it requires a Sergeant, and it’s called an ATR position, Any Trade Requirement.I was stunned beyond belief! My first thoughts. No wonder she was nearly crazy. I pitied my mother-in-law for living in the same town, and thus becoming the sounding board for all of Anne's bitchy frustrations. Besides her mother, Anne's social life was her cat, a rather psychotic thing I'd seen once in a darting flash. As well, in my diagnoses--which I kept strictly to myself--I imagined that her sexual life didn't stray too far from the familiarity of her own friendly fingers. Which, as I well knew, could get to be quite a bore.I had to.