”Thom continues, “No, I don’t know is on third.”Mira shakes her head and Jens saves us...I’m sure as hell not going through this whole bovin...e excrement joke with Thom and Mira so I hold up my hand and order, “Thom let me borrow your phone.”Thom hands me his phone, I search the internet and find a YouTube video of the Abbot and Costello joke. Mira and I watch it together and Mira remarks, “That imparted no sense to me.”Thom still laughs and says, “I would have bet money on that! That reminds me. " It was then that the elf knocked gently on the door. It turned out my mother was waiting to collect me, and had become concerned when she couldn't find me. Santa himself escorted me to the door, and greeted my mother with a cheery, "Hi, ma'am! I just wanted to have a private chat with your son! He's a very wonderful youngster!" Mom seemed a bit nonplused. "Well, thanks... I've always thought so, too," she said. "And please don't ask him what we talked about," Santa mock whispered to her.. All that was left was underwear and socks so I used my foot to scoot everything left into a pile. Then as I was bagging up my socks and underwear I picked up a pair of boxers and immediately knew they were not mine. They were too small. They were size medium, my son’s size (mine are XL). I ignored it figuring they just got accidentally mixed in somehow…then I found a second pair. Now this had my attention. Why would two pairs of my son’s underwear be in my bedroom on my side. “Have you ever squirted?” I shook my head and he smiled with his creepy smile once again. He was sitting on the foot of the bed. With one hand he was pushing down on my stomach and with the other hand he shoved to fingers in my pussy and what he did to me was amazing. I moaned louder and louder. I had never felt anything like this before. “I’m gonna cum, I’m gonna cum!!” I squirted all over my bed and started shaking. I had never felt anything so good in my life! His head went back between my.