5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.AND A BONUS RULE:6. Condoms do not guarantee safe sex;A friend of mine was wearing ...one when he was shot by the woman's husband!This one is compliments of johnRamblings of a Retired MindI found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?"I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't. You should start your own church. Seriously. I’d join it. Maman and Papa will join it if I tell them to, and I will. We’ll bankroll your start. It’s quite clear that if you found your own religion, people will back you up and you can influence people in ways that others only dream of doing. You’ll have your father’s expertise, at least for now, and as long as you don’t have some silly exclusivity rule, even Jenny could join and still be Jewish. We have the makings of a serious first. I want to eat your dick and drink your cum. Do you mind?” I’m not demented or crazy, so I said, “Of course not, Hon. I’d love that.” Lisa crawled across me so she would be on a wider part of the bed, and then positioned herself so she could suck my pecker and I could reach, and caress, her tits with my hands. I’m a life-long tittie lover who enjoys sucking nipples and/or just licking, kissing, or caressing boobs, so I was in my element…….not to even mention that I enjoy blowjobs by talented. "Good afternoon, Ms. Martinez. It looks like you have your hands full. How about letting me carry those groceries since I don't have much to carry anyway?" Oh, thank you, Senor Orville. My Esteban is sick today or it would not be such a chore."Carefully I took the bags from her and knew that she would have to be a strong woman if carrying that many groceries in bags that cut through your fingers was not a chore.We headed out again, the two girls in front and me walking beside Ms. Martinez with.