--Amy Schumer"The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she's shopping". --Joan Rivers"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bi...tch".--Jack Nicholson"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is".--Barbara Bush"Studies show that about half of Americans have sex at work. Coincidentally, that's the same half that say they are happy with their jobs".--Melanie White"You know that look women get when. He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers;- I Know My Rights- I Want It Now- Someone Else Is To Blame- I'm A Victim- Pay me for Doing NothingNot many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.I think we can relate!Brainy seniors ... I think this is? I forgot what I was going to say.This made me feel better. So I'm sharing it.Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline. As we walked up the stairs to Liz's apartment, I was thinking, what would happen?After knocking on the door and hearing someone call to come in, I knocked again. After a few minutes, the door opened and Liz stood there, looking like she thought she was the queen of the universe. She must have spent all day at the tanning salon and the beauty shop. She did look good, but behind the eyes there was something going on. She was dressed in a low cut dress, that showed skin to just above her naval,. He leans in and resumes making my mind and body ache even more for him. I lift my left leg and fold it around his right calf. The fabric of my tights slips slightly over the denim of his jeans, but my leg remains comfortably hooked around his. I want to twist my figure and melt into him. I feel his warmth radiate into my body and press against him some more. My right hand travels from his head and down his back, pausing on his backside to appreciatively embrace it in my palm through the thick.