I stopped to pick up ice cream for my neighbor, and when I got home there were messages on my phone. One was from my friend, apologizing and saying he... was coming over to check on a stray cat we’d picked up a few days before. I opened a can of tuna, mixed it and the ice cream into the brownie mix, and threw the pan into the oven as the door bell rang. My neighbor wanted her ice cream, and I said it would be ready in about an hour, as I couldn’t turn the oven above 850. She said okay and went. ” He stood and undressed. I felt shy standing naked in from of a man I met only minutes before. I held by hands in front of my recently shaved and waxed pussy. I watched the handsome well built man disrobe. He wasn’t hairy like Stan except around his large erection. I wondered what he’ll request next, and asked, “Please no kissing?” “No where?” I smiled. “Not on the lips.” “Good because I’m kissing you every other place. Please come and sit on my lap.” He sat in a large lounge chair with his. So you can imagine, all my homework now features a variety of muddy shoeprints everywhere. But this is my unlucky life, and I guess I’m used to it. I wear my bad luck like a suit because I know that eventually some good karma will come my way… at least I hope so. Why couldn’t I have been born a guy? I mean looking at my brothers, everyone thinks they’re so perfect, brains, brawn, looks, and personality. Everyone thinks they’re perfect until they see me, I am the epitome of different, I may have. My house was just remodeled and it's in a little better shape than this place. You're going to have to notify the landlord that you're moving. You'll be living with me until you've paid me back. I'll figure your salaries, at minimum wage, of course. But instead of paying you I'll deduct what you earn from what you owe me every payday. I haven't decided yet if I'm going to charge you for room and board. I guess that will depend on how happy I am with your performance. You might want to keep that.