He saw Father Patrick leading a lovely robust woman with an orange blouse and placed her inside. He felt a little tingle from his stomach, but he thou...ght nothing of it. When his employer of the church walked over to him, he sighed. ‘Ah, Brother Alex, you’re in your service clothes in time. We have a first time confession in the booth.’ ‘Oh that’s terrific,’ Alex made a nervous smile, ‘that makes two of us.’ ‘Now Brother Alex, there is nothing to be nervous. I’ve done confessions for over. Jaise khana banate samay, kapde dhote samay, cleaning karte samay or kabhi kabhi jab vo so rahi ho tab.Ek din dopaharme me gar jaldi aa gaya mene apni keys se darvaja khola or gar me gaya to dekha ke vo mere rom me so rahi thi, tv cahlu tha is liye sayad tv dekhte dekhte so gayi hogi. Mene usko disturb na ho is liye bina avaj kiye tv off karne ke liye remote lene gaya joke uske najdik tha. Jaise hi me remote lene ke liye juka to mene dekha ke vo ek side par soyi hui thi or almost adha remote. That and her way with subtle innuendos that keep me guessing whether I’m mistaking something innocent or being enticed toward something far from it. One slow Saturday afternoon I checked out a book on medieval philosophy and hovered near, chatting a bit as there was no one behind me. “Did you see that woman with the t-shirt that says, ‘Come over to the dark side—we have cookies’?”She had. “I didn’t think you were a fan of the dark side,” Lorraine said. “Anything for cookies,” I said. . The little old lady says, “I would like to be young again.”POOF! The little old lady is now a beautiful young woman.“And for your third and final wish?” asks her fairy godmother.The young woman’s cat, Burt, jumps into her lap.She asks the fairy godmother, “Can you turn Burt into a handsome young prince?”POOF! Suddenly, Burt is a handsome young prince.The handsome young prince leans down to the young woman and whispers softly in her ear, “Don’t you wish you hadn’t had me neutered?”A man buys a.