When she looked up, her knight in shining armor was standing there. He was even more handsome than his picture. “Abby. Such a pleasure to formally... meet. I’m Michael.”Abby stood up and they shook hands. She was a bit nervous because he looked like somebody on television. She wondered why he would want her. He must have had a fat fetish or something. “Would you like to have dinner or just drinks?”“Drinks would be fine.”Abby did not want to have dinner. She would feel too nervous to eat in. This impresses the union man so much, he enters at her invitation, and immediately notices a beautiful blonde with big tits and beautiful body sitting on the couch. He pulls out his wallet, hands the Madame a hundred dollar bill and says “I would really like to be with that blonde over there”. “I’m sure you would” replies the Madame “but 65 year old Edna sitting over there has seniority!”Three footy fans were walking back from the MCG when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the. Look, no one would ever have to know, and tomorrow morning we’ll buy you another pump.”She paused for a moment.“Just what are you proposing that you do to help me?” As if she didn’t know. “Nurse?”“Babies aren’t the only ones with suction. It’s not like a sex act or anything.”She was quiet again and went back to the phone book for several minutes. A hand went up to rub the side of one throbbing breast.“If I agreed to this, how would we do it?”“I take it Rick has never tried this before?”I myself. "Right girlies" she says - in her normal accent thankfully - "Tonight I have something different planned at the end of the night, but apart from that, just get your names, and well, you know what to do..." she smiles evilly. I put my hand up - it seemed like the right thing to do OK? - "Er, well, I don't" She takes me to one side while the girls choose bits of paper out a glass bowl. "You fuck each others brains out you mad camel, what did you think we do?" "BUT I'M NOT A LESBIAN!" I cry .