-Phyllis DillerAny time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.-Phyllis DillerWe spend the first twelve mon...ths of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.-Phyllis DillerBurt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.-Phyllis DillerWhat I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.-Phyllis DillerThe only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day. His heart couldn’t fill with anymore happiness, than he was feeling at that moment. Therese and Julia excused themselves and were soon walking and sharing things about themselves. Grayson stood with Heather, who was holding his arm and looking at her mother. ‘Grayson, I too could’ne be happier and could’ne imagine a finer man fer my daughter tae join wi’.’ Anne told him, letting him know he too had made hearts happy. Grayson looked to his friend and both of them smiled happier than they ever. I laughed and went upstairs. I felt light as a feather and like Ihad the weight of the world on me. I was falling for Adam, butcouldn't do anything about it. I never felt more like myself than Idid tonight, but it wasn't me. It was Jessica. The flirting, thepouting, the ice cream. Everything felt natural. From getting dressedto saying, 'Good night,' I felt completely relaxed and at peace. Ialways felt guarded before, like I had to hide. And, with him, I feltfree. But, I wasn't. Because however. Her pussy juice taste so fucking great that I cant get enough. I wonder how much I drink in a session. her husband is a trucker that hasnt fucked her in three years. he is busy watching porn and picking up hookers on the road. She cleans his truck when he is home and its always filled with condom wrappers and cheap panties. For an older lady, her pussy sure gets wet and stays wet all day long. Many times at night I will wake up with a boner, without warning I will lift her leg and slide.