"Playing with fire I tried to dig myself out from the home that wasopening up under me and I continued "Well, that's because you are awoman, let me ex...plain it to you in simple terms that even you couldunderstand - I see a beautiful model in lingerie and suggest you wouldlook good in the same clothes and you say that's sexist. You know itisn't." Well, gee, let's think Eddie. Let's gloss over the fact that you justcalled this woman you have never met a bimbo and compared me with her andask was. As she giggled in response I pretended to pull something from my loincloth to look at it."Oh dear! Look at the time. So busy, so busy," I muttered. I looked over at Alex who was smiling and winked. "And you sir, what is your pleasure today?"Alex giggled and shouted back. "Soccer!" Soccer?" I responded. "But we don't have a ball."Alex giggled and pointed at the pram containing Tanya. I made a huge show of looking in there. I lifted Tanya out and slowly checked again. Finding nothing I looked. ”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The WatcherI hooted again. The proper amount of time had passed. The disguise must be maintained. Owls hooted, so I did as well. I cocked my head as I perched on the roof of the building adjacent to the Temple of Krab. The Paragon would not be happy.I did not know what Sven and his women were talking about in there, but it could not be good. I fluttered the feathers I clutched in my thousands of hands, my body contorted into the shape of the owl. It itched that I. In fact, there were three bucks and a dozen does. The twobiggest bucks were fighting. The third was out of range. I waited for oneof the bucks to turn my way. One did and the other one was in line withhim. They charged each other and they got locked up. I sighted in andfired. My shot was true and by a stroke of fate, I hit the both of them.The rest of the herd scattered. I waited for about ten minutes then Idrove the wagon to the bucks. Both were dead. I dressed them and placedthem in the.
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