”5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.6. Panties: Not the... best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.7. There are three stages in a man’s life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.8. Virginity can be cured.9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.11. I tried phone sex once, but the. Hell, I was thrilled I was me, but right now I need a showerIm sweaty and smelly. Not a problem, lets go, Andie exclaimed as she ripped her blouse from her body and shrugged out of her Capris. I followed her, losing my shirt and shorts in the bedroom and scampering behind her as I tried to lose my boxers without falling on my face or my ass. Andie turned and laughed as I was trying to hop my way out of my sweaty socks. Here, she said grinning, lean on me. I did, kissing her neck as I finally. He sheathed his sword and stepped towards him. ‘What do you have, grandpa, that is worth this boy’s life? A play? An operetta?’ His hands shaking, the old man reached into his coat, and pulled out a thick stack of papers, yellowed with age, wrapped in twine. Across the front page, handwritten in dark ink, were the words, ‘The Tragedy of Pyrrhus.’ ‘It’s my novel,’ he admitted sadly. ‘I’ve been writing it for years. Please, take it, and leave this town in peace.’ He unknotted the twine and leafed. I am sure you will be delighted the look of it now. I soon went down made her to sit on the sofa and to lean back so her pussy stands forward. She went as I said and I went in between her legs lifted her frock. Her white nurse stocking ended to her upper thighs the holding robes clenching with her waistband. I undid the stocking and pulled her pink seductive panty along her soft smooth stocking legs leaving her stocking undisturbed. Her panty smelled of rose fragrance, I asked how; she said she.