Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.What do yo...u call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!What do you call a big. In fact,as I thought of this, I looked him over and realized that it had beenmore than a year since I had seen him in so little clothing. He lay onhis side, facing me, with the book on the cushion in front of him. Hisleft arm supported his head, and his right he d****d over the back ofthe sofa. I took the opportunity to look at him carefully. Bobby istall for fifteen, a full six feet and one inch. He is as tall as I am,and absolutely towers over his brother Mark. Lying on the sofa, takingup. It’s a sensation you’ve never felt.I turn my wrist upwards and continue this motion, extending my middle finger into the folds of your slit. My thumb unfolds from the fist and strokes your clit in small circles with each movement of my wrist. As my finger pushes deep inside of you, the upward bend of it finds that deep spot within that makes your body tense and deep throaty moans escape your lips. As I watch you Cum over my finger and thumb I pull my fingers from your thighs. Your eyes are. "I went with one boy to his grandparents, they have a place on a lake a few miles south of here, and every time I thought we were alone, his grandmother or grandfather would come snooping around to make sure we weren't doing anything. The only privacy we had was when we were driving the boat for water skiing." And that isn't privacy," I said. "You're right out there for everyone to see." Tell me about it."I didn't add that dear sweet Gram was a swinger. That wouldn't fit the persona I was.
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